30 definitions by robcraine

Rugrats

Extremely small yet resourceful rats who live in a rug. These diminutive rodents make their burrows in the dark spaces underneath furniture amongst the hairs of your rug or carpet. They live on crumbs and have a tendency to collect shiny objects such as coins or keys, although they have been known to also steal pens, sweets and important pieces of paper.

Those darned rugrats have collected a huge mound of junk under my sofa again, yet the exterminator refuses to do anything about it.

by robcraine November 21, 2005

Zicam

"The cam." As pronounced by people with a vaguely transylvanian accent

1. Do you zee zat device for changink rotory motion to horizontal motion? Zat is zicam.

2. Zi river through Cambridge is zicam.

by robcraine September 29, 2005

Endb

A type of bell, found in early christian churches. Rung to denote the end of the (30 minute) period when the commandments actually apply. Sadly this feature is missing from modern chaples.

Once the Endb had finished tolling it was a sign that everyone could let their hair down and party.

by robcraine March 15, 2004

wiispell

To change the spelling of a word and wiidefine its definition in order to relate it to the Nintendo Wii. Examples include wiilationship, wii-kend and wii-stracted.

I'll wiispell the word retard and call Dave a wii-tard after he wiifenestrated his controler.

by robcraine December 14, 2006

Rocketbuster

Handheld domestic appliance used for sucking up rockets. Similar to a dustbuster.

Dang, who's left all these rockets on the floor? I'll have to get the rocketbuster out to clean them up.

by robcraine November 23, 2005

Internet explorer

One who explores the internet. In times of yore the internet was small and self contained, with everyone knowing exactly where they wanted to go. As the internet expanded, internet explorers began to travel from site to site, following directions or 'hyperlinks' from native guides. Early explorations were limited by the shear difficulty of finding anything. Today the task of not being able to find anything is largely performed using asearch engine, and like many traditional crafts the role of Internet Explorer is slowly dieing out.

Internet explorers were not the most efficient way of travelling the internet, but in many cases were the only option available.

by robcraine September 23, 2005

Endbringer

One who rings an endb.

The endbringer was often bribed to ring the endb early.

by robcraine March 15, 2004