116 definitions by yorrick hunt

gut tongue

the part of a large gut that hangs over the belt like a huge tongue

Have a look at the gut tongue on that fat bastard.

by yorrick hunt January 9, 2008

you beauty

exclamation of accomplishment or satisfaction

When he saw that his definition had been accepted on Urban Dictionary, he yelled out, "You beauty!"

As the horse that he had bet on won the race, he yelled out, "You beauty!"

by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

tick off

1. annoy
2. reprimand

TICK OFF (How to tick someone off):

1. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking.

2. Tell him, if he does that again, you will kick his ass.

by yorrick hunt February 4, 2008

firm up

get an erection; acquire an erect penis

Horny slut to drunken bum: FIRM UP, DARLING

by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008

cumming and going

ejaculating and defecating

After taking his viagra with prune juice, Theo spent the night cumming and going.

by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

martini

a cocktail made with gin and vermouth and served with an olive

Am I drinking too many martinis? Last week they found an olive in my urine sample.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

meaning of life

the reason or purpose for our existence

I asked the guru what was the real meaning of life. He said,"Twenty years with time off for good behavior."

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008